Tootyyy . . . I see tooty everywhere !

In my earlier post, i spend my whole day in curve. Den.. that same night.. pig asked me if i wanna go yamchar or not? coz the weather was so hot.. she wanted to have some lolo! Infact, the day before.. the saturday.. there was a conversation that took place like that over the msn.

Pig : wei.. isetan got sales man!!! go buy heels!!! I bought wei.. 70%
off!!
Me : oh.. izit? wah how much arh?
Pig : Mphosis! Only RM21!!!
Me : wah!!! so cheap ah? u sure or not? Not RM210? i dont trust u.
Pig : Yeah la idiot. Eh.. since got nothign to do now.. wan go klcc
or not? I Bring you go buy.
Me : :/ uh huh! *fyi it was 1.40pm* err.. sure orn ot? den i go mandi
now.
Pig : sure laaaa. wann or nottt?
Me : Ok la.. i go mandi now..
Pig : but hor.. wait let me calculate some time.. by the time i come out
from the house.. i reach your house oredi 2.10.. den reach klcc 2.30 den 4 pm i
must be home.. so meaning 3.30 must go d. I think we go tmr la.
Me : !f#($&*#(*#$#($*)($*!!!!!!!!!

So.. when conversation like that can take place.. i don't .. err.. put much hope on a sunday night at 11pm when we both got work the next day! But miracally.. she came!

Just before taht.. we were also talking over msn.. n she went like that.. eh u know ah.. this place in kepong.. call jinjang wei! got nice lolo! come we go eat.. but hor.. i not sure wehre is it.. it's somehwere where have to turn down.. dont go up flyover.. got roudabout.. must turn 3o'clock... hrm.. wanna try? classic wei! ask me wanna try. *pengsan* so .. my replied to her was... "why don't you try while i sit in?" *heh*

So.. we drove all the way to kepong.. n believe it or not.. we sesat. hrm.. konon stupid carrefour signboard.. written there 5km ahead.. we follow jer la.. ended up in mrr2. like bodo. till i hafta call my friend. and finally .. i think after 40 minz.. we foudn the place. gosh!

As the name was.. jinjang.. we sat down to have our lolo. Then.. came this couple.. where the girl.. dressed.. errrhm.. something like tinker bell.. but just.. errr.. uglier. :X 1st prove of jinjang-ness. den.. next thing we know.. this konon drifter.. came n drifftttttt the car before turning into the corner. damn! crazy.. 2 nd prove of jinjang-ness. Enough is enough. *gosh*

Then.. on the way back.. we ta pao-ed Limau Barli... sedap wei.. then we minum minum before getting into the car.. den best part is on the way back.. I had the farniest 'joke' in my life wei. And the conversation went like that,

Me : wei .. i think u shud start boiling some barli limau at home
Pig : yes man! Den.. i give u the char.
Me : Woi.. must only give me if nice.
Pig : but hor.. i think if i boil .. i dowan to put in the bijik bijik
thing.
Me : @#&@#*!@#&
Me : but hor.. i think those bijik bijik thing are called BARLEY!

I rest my case.

And.. i wasnt allowed by her to blog about it. And if I do, i must censor her name to *toot* and thus.. she changed from a pig, to a fish and now a tooty. Which, she obviously wanted to be the mini yellow tweety bird. But, i think tooty suits her more.

So, the end of tooty story.