Thursday, October 09, 2008

When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?
Please select a body first?
A. Chest
B. Face
C. Armpits
D. Hair
E. Privates
F. Others
G. Shoulder

Interpretation :

A. Chest
You are a practical person. You are straight forward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. You are a good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose Hair.

Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you, but you are not concerned as to what they think. You are a very self-centered person. You are an average sex partner as you are too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who choose Privates and Others.

C. Armpit
You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. You tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell if people are genuine towards you. You make very poor sex partner as you are the working type with an average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who choose Shoulders.

D. Hair.
You are an artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. You are lacking in dedication, but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best sex partner as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose Chest and Privates.

E. Privates
You are the shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perserverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence, in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best sex partner in life will be those who choose Face and Hair.

F. Others
You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths, but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and see your potential. Deep down, you are Avery likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknessess. You are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques, but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who choose Face.

You are a born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who choose Armpits are your only chance


Anonymous said...

How very harsh on those who may be wearing singlets or sleeveless tops and have very dirty shoulders and choose to wash that area first.

** stella ** said...


i've got no say on that one.

I got this from a fwd email. :)

who's this anyways?

aLittleMisfit said...

i am a born loser :(

** stella ** said...

*smacks forehead*